By ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΑ (GREEK) TÜRKÇE (TURKISH)
The A-kritas Plan!
The B-kritas Plan!
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What is the A-kritas Plan?
Well, it’s a plan that is claimed to have been written by some members of the Greek Cypriot underground fascist organization, which aimed to annihilate Turkish Cypriots in just one night!
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So, what is the B-kritas Plan then?
Now, everyone might get upset, but “although I have doubts about who wrote it,” I am sure that this plan is a “game to slowly annihilate Turkish Cypriots!
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Let me put it this way so that our fascists can relax; “Grivas had drafted the B-kritas Plan before he died…
Grivas may have passed away, but the Greek Junta and EOKA B did not give up on implementing the plan…
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On July 15, 1974, the B-kritas Plan was put into action…
Clearly, the US, Great Britain, Greece, and of course, Motherland Turkey had a hand in preparing this plan…
In fact, it is quite obvious that they entrusted the actual implementation part of the plan to Turkey!
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My dears, don’t be angry; one does not need a guide when the village is in sight! [Translator’s note: Turkish saying for “If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.”]
The plan is working smoothly!
Turkish Cypriots are slowly being consumed!
People are fleeing and emigrating as fast as they can!
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Note: I would like to make a small reminder to Turkish nationalists who might be very upset about this article; the ratio of the Syrian population to the Turkish population in Reyhanlı, Hatay, is 8 to 2. I’m not sure if I’ve made my point clear.
I wanted to add this note to prevent you from making racist or senseless comments like “We are all Turks” or “That is really a different situation” when commenting or speaking!
Has Erdoğan accomplished nothing at the UN?
In his speech at the UN General Assembly, Tayyip Erdoğan reiterated his call from last year and urged all member states to “recognize the TRNC!”
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This call has not been heeded by anyone, not even Turkey’s friends and brothers!
Starting with Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and Kyrgyzstan are all silent!
Hungary couldn’t care less!
Turkmenistan is indifferent!
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Erdogan’s call at the UN level has not received a single positive response for nearly two years!
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What does this mean?
It means:
1 – Recognition of the TRNC is impossible.
2 – All states are aware that Turkey’s or Erdoğan’s call is nothing more than an ordinary bluff.
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3 – None of Tayyip Erdoğan’s friends, particularly his brother İlham Aliyev, take him seriously!
4 – If I do say so, the likelihood of Nikos Christodoulides recognizing the TRNC is even higher than Erdoğan officially recognizing it!
5 – Have I made myself clear?
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6 – Clearly, Erdoğan’s call to “recognize the TRNC” at the UN has not been taken seriously by anyone except the TRNC Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ersin Tatar, Zorlu Töre, Ünal Üstel and a few ministers, parliamentarians, Güneş newspaper, and a few of our internet newspapers, along with a few columnists.
7 – Erdoğan has “achieved nothing”…
They’re going to sell EMU!
EMU’s [Eastern Mediterranean University] rector has resigned…
And so have his assistants…
Why?
Because he is being blamed for the university’s poor performance…
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But what about the Board of Trustees?
They are the knights in shining armour!
The loyal devotees of Fatih [Translator’s note: Author refers to Ottoman Sultan Fatih Sultan Mehmed II, the conqueror of Constantinople]!
They are blameless and bear no responsibility!
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Wait, if they have no responsibility for the university’s decline, it means they haven’t done anything at all!
Had they taken action, worked diligently, and fulfilled their duties properly, would the university have gone bankrupt?
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No, no, it’s the rector alone who is responsible!
He resigned!
Now, Fatih’s loyal devotees will come to the rescue of the university!
Just wait two or three days for Ersin Bey [Ersin Tatar] to return from the States, and brother Ünal [UBP leader Ünal Üstel] to step in, and they’ll say, “We’ll handle it!”…
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Who is going to be the new rector?
I have a few names!
They are very close to the government!
One could even be considered the Prime Minister’s superior…
This person may not be an academic, but I even know a team [of experts] who will grant him an academic title, prepare the necessary documents, and help him fulfil the “criteria for becoming a rector”!
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If that doesn’t work, appoint Bekri Mustafa or Abdurrahman Çelebi… [Translator’s note: Bekri Mustafa was an Ottoman grand vizier under Suleyman II while Abdurrahman Çelebi was an Ottoman-era Turkish writer]
And if they don’t work out, we can always go with Tom, Dick, Harry, for…
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Anything else?
Nothing else!
Long live the TRNC!
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Now the state will definitely win!
They might even recognize us soon, Mr. Ersin!
You see, Erdoğan made a call [to the international community]!
They will recognize us, for sure!
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Jokes aside, the state university EMU will be sold in the near future!
Get ready!
There are buyers ready to pounce!
[Photo insert: Rupert Murdoch handing Margaret Thatcher an award for her contributions to humanity in 1992]
The big boss steps down
Rupert Murdoch, the world’s most prominent media mogul from Australia, has announced his resignation as chairman of Fox and News Corp, stating that his son Lachlan will take over both companies.
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Murdoch sent a brief note to his employees, stating that “the time has come” for him to take on “different roles”.
Rupert Murdoch, who has been married four times and has six children, ranging in age from 65 to 20, has passed on his empire to his 52-year-old son Lachlan, who is third in line, rather than his first or second daughters.
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Murdoch founded Fox News in 1996, and it is currently the most-watched TV news channel in the United States. He also owns newspapers such as The Sun and The Times in the UK, The Australian, Herald Sun, and Australian Daily Telegraph in Australia, along with dozens of media companies. Murdoch is also known for his close relationship with many world leaders…
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In the photo, Murdoch can be seen presenting an award to then-UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher in 1992 for her services to humanity. The flag in the background is that of the United States. I hope I was able to make myself clear!
Source: THE SUCCESS OF THE B-KRITAS PLAN
