{"id":8130,"date":"2023-03-13T12:23:12","date_gmt":"2023-03-13T09:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/penna.cydialogue.org\/?p=8130"},"modified":"2023-03-27T12:11:52","modified_gmt":"2023-03-27T09:11:52","slug":"can-greece-not-change-the-new-disy-leader-are-we-not-sovereign-and-equal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/penna.cydialogue.org\/can-greece-not-change-the-new-disy-leader-are-we-not-sovereign-and-equal\/","title":{"rendered":"CAN GREECE NOT CHANGE THE NEW DISY LEADER? (ARE WE NOT SOVEREIGN AND EQUAL?)"},"content":{"rendered":"
Well sir, if we were to look at it in the simplest of terms, the political party known by the acronym DISY, is the \u201cUBP\u201d [National Unity Party<\/i>] of the South\u2026 This party elected its new leader last week\u2026 In other words, held its [party<\/em>] congress.\u00a0 Annita Demetriou became the first female leader of this party at the congress\u2026 -*-*-<\/p>\n Demetriou received the support of almost 70 per cent of the party\u2019s voters\u2026<\/p>\n -*-*-<\/p>\n Just then, two unknown agents from Greece kidnap Demetriou for two hours\u2026 -*-*-<\/p>\n Just then, I\u2019m keeping it short, a chap of Greek nationality drives his car straight into Demetriou\u2019s car who is out for a cruise with her husband to get some fresh air!<\/p>\n -*-*-<\/p>\n Demetriou returns to raising her hand at the house of representatives and resumes her profession as a lawyer\u2026<\/p>\n -*-*-<\/p>\n Meanwhile, an operative named \u201cMemedagi Gayagis\u201d who was assigned from Greece and who gives instructions to Nikos Christodoulides starts efforts to find a new leader for DISY.<\/p>\n -*-*-<\/p>\n Where else did all these things take place? -*-*-<\/p>\n Anyway, the election of Demetriou as DISY leader is for sure related to different balances within the party and the woman\u2019s own qualities but when looking from the outside, one sees an incredible rejuvenation [within the party<\/i>] and a magnificent example of democracy\u2026<\/p>\n -*-*-<\/p>\n The TRNC? \u00a0<\/b>-*-*-<\/b><\/p>\n What is Ersin Tatar saying? -*-*-<\/p>\n Don\u2019t make too much of a commotion or you\u2019ll annoy Memedagi Gayagis. Sovereign and equal! \u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Covid-19 almost took me out in Covid-23 -*-*-<\/p>\n I can\u2019t say I wasn’t whimsical with my dear wife when I had Covid\u2026 -*-*-<\/p>\n My wife kept making me soup and tea\u2026 -*-*-<\/p>\n Anyway, I told myself since I\u2019m going to return to my programme on television on Monday that I should go \u201cget a PCR test\u201d\u2026 -*-*-<\/p>\n They told me, \u201cWe\u2019ll inform you of the results by 7 pm.\u201d -*-*-<\/p>\n The moment it says, \u201cyou can now access your test results\u201d, a screen pops up before you asking you to, \u201center your ID details\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n -*-*-<\/p>\n Right next to it is a small TC [Turkish Republic<\/em>] flag\u2026 -*-*-<\/p>\n I play around with the application, and apparently, the flags and as a result, the IDs of all the countries in the world are available on the app. -*-*-<\/p>\n My dear president Ersin, my dear Tahsin brother; May God be my witness, you can select \u201cCyprus\u201d on this \u201cHealth Ministry\u201d application! -*-*-<\/p>\n Anyway, I hesitantly call the hospital\u2026 -*-*-<\/p>\n My honey bunny big brother Tahsin and my dear big brother Ersin, May God be my witness (amen); the chap on the phone tells me \u201cYou are negative sir, get well soon\u201d and so I take a sigh of relief! -*-*-<\/p>\n May he rest in peace\u2026 -*-*-<\/p>\n This is the situation! [Photo insert: Logo of the application in question<\/i>]<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/i>I would like to wish a happy March 14 Medicine Day to all our health workers, particularly those working in the earthquake-stricken areas\u2026 Source:\u00a0CAN GREECE NOT CHANGE THE NEW DISY LEADER? (ARE WE NOT SOVEREIGN AND EQUAL?)<\/a><\/p>\n
\nDemetriou was also the country\u2019s first female speaker of the house\u2026
\nShe is 37 years old\u2026<\/p>\n
\nAllegedly, the Greek President and vice-president did not want her to become the party leader\u2026<\/p>\nIs such a thing possible?<\/b>
\nIs it?\u00a0<\/span><\/b><\/h4>\n
\nIn the TRNC!
\nWithin the UBP!
\nPlease see: In the days of the hammer drill when they even wanted to change Faiz Sucuo\u011flu\u2019s name… <\/strong>
\nThey wanted to change Sucuo\u011flu\u2019s surname to \u201cBoruo\u011flu\u201d but then there was no need. Because they literally made a water pipe out of Faiz and what is sad is that not even a single person from the UBP dared to ask, \u201chey what are you guys doing?\u201d I guess this is what respect for democracy means!
\nIt just never occurred to us!<\/p>\n
\nSovereign equal state!
\nI\u2019m going to say, \u201c….the equality of your master, …the sovereignty of your master!\u201d so that we don\u2019t insult the midwife who brought you into this world!<\/b>
\nI just wanted to give a simple example that described how this \u201csham\u201d of a place named the TRNC is not a \u201cstate\u201d, but an “unspectacular colonial territory”!<\/b><\/p>\n
\nI won\u2019t sit, I won\u2019t sit!
\nIn the sense \u201cI won\u2019t sit at the table!\u201d
\nI will not sit if they don\u2019t accept our sovereign equality!<\/p>\n
\nErsin Tatar, my cousin, my brother, my dear, my love, the pride of our nation, the shah of beauties, the pure leader, the king of kings, the chocolate of brothers\u2026
\nYou keep going to Friday prayers for the time being\u2026
\nBut the opinion polls look bad\u2026
\nShould the opinion polls sway in favour of Mr Kemal [K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu<\/i>] towards May, you should switch to giving lessons on \u201cAtat\u00fcrk, Atat\u00fcrk\u2019s Principles and Reforms\u201d\u2026
\nYou\u2019ll first start by showing up to Friday prayers only once every two weeks and then switch directly to the tavern; you should prepare a message for the morning of May 15, \u201cwe are proud of you Mr Kemal K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu\u201d\u2026
\n\u201cOk, my brother!\u201d
\nCalm down, calm down, Memedagi Gayagis will not be there\u2026
\nMaria from Kormakiti says, \u201cDon\u2019t be afraid honey, don\u2019t be afraid\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n
\nAnd Zorlu\u2019s cat meows, \u201cmeow meow piss.\u201d<\/p>\nThis application doesn\u2019t include the TRNC babe!<\/h4>\n
\nThose who see me would say a 115kg giant 1.90m in height should not be so capricious!
\n(I was 135kg until 6 months ago and now I am 111 my dear doctor Ahmet \u00d6zyi\u011fit\u2026)<\/p>\n
\nIt\u2019s true, I enjoyed a good rest, particularly on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday\u2026
\nIt was nice to be pampered a little\u2026
\nBut on Wednesday and Thursday, for a whole 48 hours, this goddamn Covid haunted me like a horror film!
\nAt one point I would be lying if I said I didn\u2019t think about \u201cgetting up and writing my will!\u201d
\nIn fact, I got up, grabbed a pen and paper, only to notice that I have no property or possessions to include in my will!
\nI have a bank loan; a hunting rifle, a few computers\u2026
\nI gave up\u2026<\/p>\n
\nAfter a couple of hundred painkillers, towards Friday night, so to speak, though feeling a little frail, I felt ready to charge the arena like a \u201cbull\u201d at Spain\u2019s largest bullfighting ring Las Ventas\u2026 I would clear out all the matadors together with their extended families!
\nBy the way, have they banned bullfighting?<\/p>\n
\nThe rest of this article is dedicated more to my older brothers Ersin [Tatar<\/i>] and Tahsin [Ertu\u011frulo\u011flu<\/i>]\u2026
\nYes, I went to a private hospital, and paid \u20ba250 [\u20ac12<\/em>] to enjoy a PCR test after months! That swab went up my nostril and was pushed up all the way to my brain!<\/p>\n
\nAround 7:14 pm I received a message from another private hospital\u2026
\nIt read, \u201cDownload an application on your phone named K\u0130B.\u201d
\nIt\u2019s apparently short for \u201cKendine iyi bak\u201d [Take care of yourself<\/i>]\u2026
\nI downloaded it\u2026<\/p>\n
\nI\u2019m trying to enter my TRNC ID details\u2026
\n\u201cNot accepted\u201d it reads\u2026<\/p>\n
\nI search, search and search!
\nThere is no TRNC flag, nor it’s current name or any name variations of it should they have changed the name of the TRNC and we have yet to be informed!<\/p>\n
\nWith its flag and its name in Greek!
\nCyprus my dear!
\nThe sovereign and equal one, the other side, the other side\u2026 Our enemies my dear!<\/p>\n
\nThe person on duty tells me, \u201cit\u2019s really easy to access your results, Mr Serhat, enter your ID details\u2026\u201d
\nOkay but I \u201cdon\u2019t own such an ID\u201d \u2026
\nI try entering my British passport, but no success there\u2026
\nIf I do say so, I try with my Republic of Cyprus ID, but again it won\u2019t accept it\u2026<\/p>\n
\nI have my PCR result; it exists!
\nBut the TRNC doesn’t!
\nThe TRNC also has a hospital!
\nIn fact, it has two, I had a test done in one, and I will receive results from the other!
\nBut the \u201cministry\u201d does not belong to the TRNC, it belongs to the TC [Republic of Turkey<\/i>]!
\nAnd the \u201cministry\u2019s\u201d application, does not include the TRNC!<\/p>\n
\nIf one of the best kebab chefs in the world Anibal was alive today, he would say, \u201cthis application doesn\u2019t include the TRNC babe!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nI mean, this is the state of the TRNC!
\nIn short, we\u2019re screwed!<\/p>\n
\nI hail your services.<\/p>\n